jonstewarts-sexslave: villagevoice: Gus Garcia-Roberts profile of Tea Party Princess Victoria Jackson is this week’s cover story. Gawker’s Brian Moylan chooses some of the story’s most “insane” quotes. Like: “Some people thought I was a genius. Some people thought I was retarded.” “[Weed] made me very creative, horny, and paranoid.” “I kind of had a crush on Weird Al Yankovic. We kind of went on a date, but I don’t know if he loved me or not.” “If you get killed because you’re gay, the murderer gets extra time. It’s hilarious! Alcoholism is a sin too, but you don’t see an alcoholic pride parade. Alcoholics hide in little rooms in basements and they go, ‘Hi, I’m Fred.’” Read the rest: “Victoria Jackson, Tea Party Princess” of ALL the parties? Tea Party? really? they’re insane! Why does it not surprise me that she lives in Miami Lakes. If she was Cuban she would be the perfect stereotype for suburban Miami moms.

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villagevoice:

Gus Garcia-Roberts profile of Tea Party Princess Victoria Jackson is this week’s cover story.

Gawker’s Brian Moylan chooses some of the story’s most “insane” quotes. Like:

  • “Some people thought I was a genius. Some people thought I was retarded.”
  • “[Weed] made me very creative, horny, and paranoid.”
  • “I kind of had a crush on Weird Al Yankovic. We kind of went on a date, but I don’t know if he loved me or not.”
  • “If you get killed because you’re gay, the murderer gets extra time. It’s hilarious! Alcoholism is a sin too, but you don’t see an alcoholic pride parade. Alcoholics hide in little rooms in basements and they go, ‘Hi, I’m Fred.’”

Read the rest: “Victoria Jackson, Tea Party Princess”

of ALL the parties? Tea Party? really? they’re insane!

Why does it not surprise me that she lives in Miami Lakes. If she was Cuban she would be the perfect stereotype for suburban Miami moms.

(via judith-christ)